You're A Mean Pair, Messrs. Grinch

"Twas three weeks 'til Christmas and all through the town, not a Rotarian was stirring, not even a clown. When in the night rose such a clatter, Grinch 1 and Grinch 2 stole the club Christmas trees, it did not matter.

Into their van they did cram and stack and then off on their quest they left, looking for crack.

"Trade the trees for crack or food" is what they told the cop, being more stupid than rude.

"The sad part of it is that anyone would steal Christmas trees," the Rotarians did deplore. But their $350 of trees and stands are on the lam no more.

No one knew if the two had retained attorneys that night, but one thing was for certain, Grinch 1 and Grinch 2 had had their brains squeezed a little too tight.