Wanted: One Good Troll

I guess I still haven't quite come of age as a blogger, yet. I still don't have a good consistant troll. Oh I've had people try, but look at this latest attempt to a post I had over at SportsBlog:

Brock Berlin has to come to the realization that God nor Jesus cares one whit whether he throws for a touchdown or a first down or anything else about football! They also don't care if Sammy Sosa hits a home run! People are dying all over the world and in this country! In Iraq, Ethiopia, Tibet, China, etc.,etc. Does anyone think He really cares about sports? Can any of them really get real? Put the responsibility on where it really lies? Maybe themselves? Are they all nuts? Or is it me?

Applications for quality trolls are now being accepted in the comments section.