A Sign For Halloween Only

Stopped by a convience store to get a drink while I was out picking up lunch today. On the door they had a sign that could only work for Halloween:

Maybe it's just me, but I don't see that working any other day. Unless maybe you're in a bad section of town.

Know why I remember it so well? It's because it made me feel pretty stupid. I completely forgot that it was Halloween at that point and the first thing to go through my head was: "That probably won't really help the robbery problem too much."

<sarcasm>I'm glad that there's no stress in my life!</sarcasm>