Why My Dog Doesn't Carry

We've all heard the stories about man shoots dog, right? Well how about one dog shoots woman.

Do we need to design special trigger guards with the smaller paw in mind? Maybe have a keyed safety lock for the safety so that the safety can't be made unsafe unintentionally? Maybe we should pass a national canine gun registry. Or maybe even simply outlaw dogs having access to gun (although then you get into that whole "If dogs with guns are outlawed, only outlaw dogs will have guns" thing).

I know this is tragic and I know that I'm being unfairly sarcastic, but still....imagine the embarrassment in the hospital trying to explain that your dog shot you - as their taking the blood for the drug test and tying you to the bed to prevent you from harming yourself anymore.

Remind me not to tick the dog off anymore...