I Gotta Become A Scottish Cop

I am definitely in the wrong line of work.

Cops in Scotland are going to be investigating skimpy underwear.

Now maybe it's just the libertarian in me coming out, but why are the cops wasting resources investigating underwear? I know it's Scotland, but surely they have to have more important crimes to investigate. I mean really, what harm is there in a lingerie shop selling "naughties?"

It's not like this is stuff that's being sold in the local department store. Anyone would expect to see underwear in a lingerie shop (and if they don't, they need to be slapped upside the head). Some will be a bit racier than others, but as long as the store doesn't have live models in the window showing off the goods, so what?

I'll bet there will be long line of applicants for the job of Head Inspector of Racy Women's Underwear.

What a waste of taxpayer money and law enforcement's time.