A Note To Dr.Blix

Dear Dr. Blix,

I wanted to take a moment to apologize for doubting the value of inspections in finding banned weapons in Iraq. Obviously, you were right. The inspections needed more time.

After all, look what has come to light just in the last week. We have discovered at least two Scuds, a few Ababil-100s which we have now proven that they fly too far, and now we have found a chemical weapons plant! All this and the party's just getting started.

I apologize for having doubted you Dr. Blix. I am sorry I have ever made fun of your apparent incompetence. Had I know that we were this close to identifying banned weapons and that the Iraqis were this keen to disarm themselves, I would not have supported this war. It's hard for me to say this, but you were right.

Congratulations on our success Dr. Blix. I'm sure that our military feels much safer due to your outstanding disarmament efforts.

Sincerely,
Chris

PS: I sincerely hope that you don't understand satire any better than you do deception.