Does This Mean Billy Bass Is Jesus?

A 20lb carp has apparently chosen to reveal itself as the one true God and has spoken to the world in a fish shop in New York. According to this story in the Guardian the fish began speaking in Hebrew as the shopkeepers went to club it. Speculation in the Guardian ranges from the event was fictional to the event is foretelling the coming of Armageddon in the war in Iraq (which would be very interesting since Revelations is a Christian book, not Hebrew).

What do I think it is? I think it is a sign that the world has gone nuts. We have Guinea at the head of the human rights commission; Syria on the Security Council and Iraq is going to be in charge of disarmament. Germany is lecturing us on the virtues of pacifism and France is trying to assert itself to do something more than surrender. The world has been turned on its head and a 20lb talking carp is the final proof.

I knew there was a reason I didn't like seafood.