Haven't they heard of BabelFish?

So according to Hans Blix it is going to take several days to translate a 25 page document about the Iraqi VX program.

The thing is only 25 pages. It's not another 1200 pages of fiction, it's 25 pages. The UN supposedly has some of the best translators in the world. They are supposed to be able to translate with a very minimal time lag. Give them the 25 pages. Get it translated and over with.

It absoluetly should not take more then several hours to translate and digest the report. Unless of course you're trying to prevent a war by making up any excuse you can.

It's only 25 pages. Get it done already!