Unfair Exploitation

My girlfriend will be so thrilled. The war has, at least temporarily, claimed its first television casualty, a new reality show, Around the World in 80 Dates. Since she hates “reality TV” even more than I do, I’m sure she’ll be jumping for joy at the news.

I wonder if the producers realize just how insensitive they really are. They said that they were going to delay the show even through they did not “pass through Iraqi airspace or probably anywhere within 1000 miles of Iraq.” That’s very noble of them to not put their people at risk, but that tells me they don’t think much of Middle Eastern women. Otherwise they’d be planning to head over to the region. Don’t they know that Middle Eastern women are out to prove that they can “hook up” with the best bimbos in the world? These women need to proved that they can be exploited by Western TV just like their male family members are exploited by the region’s theocratic thugocracies.

I want to see someone protesting the unfair lack of exploitation of Middle Eastern women. Cut the "war for oil" stuff and protest something worthwhile, the equal and unabridged right to be a TV bimbo.